Just like Bill and Ted you can go back in time. Experience all of the joys of being a child without the history lesson, no one's saying you have to do it sober this time.
Ride your bike along the Spring Water Corridor. Stop in Sellwood for a few beers, and then venture on for some buzzed Tilt-O-Whirl.
Even when the Trail Blazers win the crowd Chalupas, it's packed with enthusiastic but courteous fans.
Part pizza joint--part venue, it's an identity crisis worth experiencing with a cheap slice and a pint.
Skip the line of tourists at Salt & Straw for ice cream AND donuts that melt in your mouth.
This downtown "dinerant" has the best of both words with its sloppy chili dogs and poutine, all in a fine dining atmosphere.
Get a heap of adult-style mac, a simple burger or cheap beer during Trail Blazers games combined with the Hangover Prevention discount.