It may seem a little unsettling -- unsanitary even -- to eat your dinner while perfumed adult dancer writhe mere feet away. But this is New York! Why should you have to want for anything? And anyway, those $12 beers can make a man thirsty.
The country's greatest strip club steakhouse has taken quite a bit of joshing over the years, but the joke is on anyone who hasn't had their dry-aged ribeye. For a certain kind of person the scenery only improves the flavor.
One of the city's best and busiest strip clubs has a lot to recommend it: lots of dancers, fair lap dance prices, and a surprisingly good dining program. As always, your mileage may vary.
Some people like their strip clubs classy, exclusive and upscale, with gorgeous dancers who maintain clear boundaries. Other people like Gallagher's 2000.
The most decadent and stylized of all New York nightclubs, The Box is equal parts erotic burlesque show, opium den, dance club, Absinthe parlor, and -- incongruously -- restaurant. It is awesome.
The prospect of eating sushi at a strip club might be disconcerting at best, but it pales in comparison with "naked sushi" eaten off the body of a stripper. But then, New York caters to all tastes.
Let's say you're at HeadQuarters, killing time until your stripper of choice is available for a few minutes in the champagne room. Why not have some lobster or a big steak to pass the time? Better still, invite Peaches or Tiffany along.
If you've been to Scores, you've been to Sapphire, more or less -- minus 90% of the dancers and plus a very fine steakhouse.