7 Plans to Sin in Miami
Lust
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B.E.D.
Read Reviews929 Washington Ave, Miami, FL 33139 (map)
When you're dining and drinking on an actual mattress, it's hard not to have lecherous thoughts.
Gluttony
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Porcao Churrascaria
Read Reviews801 Brickell Bay Dr, Miami, FL 33131 (map)
Miami's original churrascaria finds skewer-wielding waiters carving up meat after meat until you bust a gut, or at least until you flip over the green disc at your table to red, instructing them to give your plate a breather.
Greed
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Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
Read Reviews3101 N State Rd 7, Hollywood, FL 33021 (map)
The line starts to the left for flawed gamblers who squandered riches by failing to cash out while they were ahead at this lively casino.
Sloth
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Regal Maids
Read Reviews3252 Foxcroft Road, Unit 101, Miramar, FL 33025 (map)
If you're too lazy to clean your house, call in the pros who can labor through your chores as you mope somewhere else.
Wrath
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Land Shark Stadium
Read Reviews2269 Dan Marino Blvd, Miami, FL 33056 (map)
It doesn't matter if it's the Dolphins or the Marlins, there will always be angry home or away fans after their teams lose.
Envy
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Bal Harbour Shops
Read Reviews9700 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour, FL 33154 (map)
See how many bags you can collect at this ritzy mall of designer boutiques, where the jealousy of others is inversely proportional to your available credit as you drain your plastic.
Pride
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SoBe TAN
Read Reviews8324 S. Dixie Hwy, Miami, FL 33143 (map)
No time to wait for the sun to bless you with your desired bronze hue? Lay in a state-of-the-art tanning bed and get there faster.
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