Austin >Community & Social Services > Expose Gentlemen's Adult Entertainment
3615 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX | Directions 7870430.227814 -97.761285
Neighborhoods: Greater South River City, St. Edwards
Rude, Low class, and very disrespectfull. – I would not recommend this Place.
We just sat down to the table for about 5 minutes my friend was pulling out an Iphone and texting.. One of the girls was going ballistics… Say you can’t taking picture here and whacking my friend’s phone to the floor and cracked the screen. My Friend said I was not taking picture so she call a manager came over and the manager look to see if we have taken any picture or not. Of course not. I asked for an apology and he says “No!. That is not going to happen”. To me accusing of something we didn’t do. Disrespect customers and treat like low class people is what I am not tolerate. I am a business owner too. I know if we did something wrong we would accommodates customer, make sure they have a good time. Anyway after 5 minutes that we been there we got up a go to another club. Girls are Rude, and management is stupid, broke my friend’s phone. I would not come back…. I would rather go to Sugars or Yellow Rose… much better place.
A good time! – I've visited Expose a few times now and so far I have not been disappointed. The wait staff is on point and i always have a fresh drink in my hand without having to get up and order it myself. The dancers are friendly and good looking, and like to have a good time just like everybody else.
Just remember that this is a gentlemen's club, so act like one, and don't act like a drunken idiot to the girls.
As long as you follow the rules and don't act like a jackass you'll have a great time!
Worth checking out – Yes, the club is a somewhat smaller than most, but the girls have always been kind and very beautiful. The girls are honest too. One time I left my wallet on the table and a dancer handed it to me and told me not to loose it. Also, a quick note about every strip club; most of the better looking girls don't come in until after 8. And to the dumb from out of town who thinks he can go in a strip club and touch the ladies: in Austin a strip club is just a strip club not a whorehouse.and the girls are just dancers, not prostitutes, mind you. Do you not understand the concept of a table dance/ strip tease? Its just a tease you moron. Expose is worth checking out. Cute girls, hot babes, great dancers, good drinks and amazing wait staff
Fun neighborhood hangout spot – I went during the day. The place is quaint without much privacy,very open unless in the VIP area, which is still kinda open. but easy to intermingle with the lovelies. I liked being at the bar best,maybe because the wait service could use a bit of improevment. Why wait on drinks? No bueno.
Could use a bit of an overhaul, and I wondered as to why some of the girls were hired on, but I did see some impressive stage dancing. Very impressive. personal dances are a toss up, either realy good or really not. I suggest getting the first girl that appeals to you onsatge, that's usually a good bet.
I'd go back again, pretty much what one should expect from a local neighborhood strip club, the old church on the hill. Yep. Not much has changed,really.
The Truth! – I am a dancer and I've worked around Austin. Expose isn't very big and it could use a little remodeling, but there are tons of girls there. it's the top money making club so it's always packed with all diffrent girls, and the girls don't have set schedules, so its diffrent girls every time you go in there. you can't judge the club on one bad experience. the food is good and the girls are nice. if you didn't come in to get a lap dance then why the hell did you come in the first place? its our job to keep you company. don't act so suprised. If you want a good time at a club like this in austin, then Expose is your best bet. Rick's doesn't have any girls, it's too far away, etc.
waste of time – Went on a Sunday night. Most girls were not good looking. The girls seemed very pushy and desperate to dance for you. Two of the girls did not go away even after I told them I was not interested. I ended up getting a dance just to get them off my back. I would not go back here again.
genuine, friendly and fun – oh...sigh...I was looking up Chinese food and as a goof I thought I would see how my work place is fairing in the Citysearch rating pool. I am a dancer at Expose and I would like to set a few things down for you to consider.
1). There are two shifts a 11 am to 7 pm and a 7 pm to 2 am shift
Now I know we are supposed to be there on time for our shifts but that doesn't always happen. I will tell you what I do for an example: For a day shift I arrive at about noon. I order a drink from my favorite waitress and say hello to my friends at the bar. I go back into the dressing room and "wind in" to my day at Expo by winding down with my friends. We chat and giggle and buy each other drinks/ shots and talk while we get our make up done and figure out what to wear. Now as guys go you may not really view that as important but I have to tell you having fun is what Expose is all about. When I come out of those dressing room doors I feel like I just walked into another room at the party. We try not to hang out in the back so much but the main floor is usually so damn cold and we are in our underwear so we run back to get warm. So sometimes you may have to wait and you may see a few girls who are not looking so good in the meantime but that is because the rest of us are in the back getting ready its that way at any club though. If we are not out walking around the floor you can always stir us up and empty the dressing room by asking the waitress where the girls are. She will come back and get us out of there.
2) We want to have fun as much as you do. We are a close knit happy group without drama. We are all friends with each other and are always looking to make more friends.
3) Respect the rules be kind and have fun.
4) Our good dances, by the way, are reserved for men who don't try to maul us, lick us etc.
5) If you can try coming in around 1pm for day shift and around 10pm for night
6) Bring a friend or a few. I will bring mine
7) The drinks ARE awesome.
Unless you really got nothing better to do ... – New in Austin and Texas, so decided to check out at least on strip club. Wanted to try Yellow Rose, however reviews said touching is not allowed in Yellow Rose so decided to try Expose. The review here wasn't good so I didn't have high hopes but it turned out really disappointing. Went on Sat evening and there are about only 9 strip performers. Looks of the girls there are pretty bad. There is only one good looking blonde, but she left before 8pm. So if you really want to give it a try, I suggest you arrived before 7pm to avoid the cover charge, if not it is really a waste of your money.
Terrible dancers, in both appearance and attitude – My recent visit to Expose made me wish I had saved my money so that I could invest it in building a time machine so that I could travel to back before I went inside and stop myself. For a Saturday night, the lineup was very C-string. While the blacklight did a good job of hiding the bruises on their bodies, no amount of good lighting could remedy what they lacked in facial appeal. The best part is, the strippers (I say "strippers" and not dancers because, honestly, I've seen zombies with better moves) insult you if you don't want a lapdance. Maybe if they offered to paperbag their head for an extra five dollars, I'd consider the investment, but it would take a lot of convincing. Even worse, getting drunk to filter out their Picasso-esque facial misfortunes isn't an option, as you pay top dollar to get about one drink per hour. Overall, I'd suggest going to another club in town, or maybe just committing suicide to avoid the possibility of accidentally ending up at Expose.
Editorial Review by Citysearch Editors – Gentlemen's club offers topless cabaret dancers and full bar with daily drink specials; dinner choices include fish, pasta and steaks.
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