Austin >Bars & Clubs > Xtc Cabaret
3501 Andtree Blvd, Austin, TX | Directions 7872430.321882 -97.659497
Neighborhoods: Walnut Bend
beware – I went with a friend and I had a great time. He got talked into going to the VIP room. While the girl was dancing she started touching him.....well you know and he obviously didnt object(his stupidity) well she did just keep on and finished him off. No words exchanged no talk of anything.................well he goes to hand her the money for the dance and she says " that will be 400 bucks" hes like WHAT! She says he is gonna pay or she will call the cops. Well if he had been smart he would have said call away sister. I mean what is she gonna tell a cop she is charging 400 for? But instead, afraid of what the wife will say he pays up! I was dumbfounded!
THIS PLACE IS GROSS – I went on Sunday (5-30-11) and was grossed out. This place literally smelled like someone left a pile of human waste in the middle of the room. Then there were flies landing on me. Gross. The furniture was beat up, dirty and about 15 years old. The females were all ugly except for 2. Most couldn't even speak any English. Where is immigration when you need them? I didn't stay past an hour. I left the place, came home and took a half hour hot shower. I have to set up an appointment now with my doctor to verify I didn't pick up any STDs. There's a reason this place is cheap, fellas. Stay clear from this diseased place. You'll thank me later.
This club is amazing – The place is the best. As soon as I walked in there was fully nude girls spreading their legs on stage. The vip was especially great, I got to put my hands wherever I wanted to on the girl. About half of the girls were really hot, and the other have were decent. I only saw one that was unattractive. But I highly recommend this if u want to get your feel on in the VIP which was only $20 extra for the wrist band.
XTC ALL NUDE CLUB – I WENT ON MONDAY 1-24-11 THEY WERE DOING LAP DANCES FOR $5.00 AND I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME UNTIL THEY TALKED ME INTO GETTING A VIP BAND I WAS TOLD IT WAS THE SAME AS OUTSIDE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WAS IT WOULD BE MORE PRIVATE SO I AGREED AND RAN AT THE CHANCE TO CHECK IT OUT WHEN I GOT BACK IN THE VIP A GIRL STARTED DANCING FOR ME AND IT WAS ABOUT THE SAME QUALITY DANCE AS I HAD BEEN GETTING OUTSIDE AFTER 3 SONGS I WAS READY TO GO BUT INSTEAD OF $15 DOLLARS SHE CHARGED ME $60 NOW IM NOT CHEAP BUT WHY PAY $60 FOR SOMETHING I WAS GETTING FOR $5 AFTER THIS I PULLED THE VIP BAND OFF AND HAD A GREAT TIME. MY BUDDY EVEN GOT INTO THE CHAIR OF PAIN I REALLY LIKE THIS PLACE WILL GO BACK
P.S. I MET TWO GIRLS THAT WERE REALLY COOL ONE HAD A TATTOO OF JHONNY CHIMP''O'' AND THE OTHER WAS A 18 YEAR OLD COON A** BOTH WORTH YOUR TIME
never go there – not a good club all the girls in the day are old
Plenty of great girls – I have attended every club in Austin more than once and XTC is definitely near the top. The girls are always willing to negotiate in order for you to get away with more. They have pretty decent bodies considering its pretty obvious that most of them have had a kid or two. The VIP is probably the only reason this place is so special. In the regular area you can get away with the occasional nipple licking and spanking, but no other club has a full contact VIP like this. If you are polite/discrete and decent looking/spending, you can convince these girls to do pretty much anything. The last two visits were especially gratifying.
Also for those who complain about paying for parking, there is free parking on the north side of the building. I have never paid for parking and never have any issues.
My 21st Birthday – For my 21st birthday I went to this club and I had a really good time. Some of the girls were a joke and did not look good at all, but there were a select few that were nice. I went with my boyfriend and a couple friends. The girls get really wild and crazy which is fun. I got some lap dances and one girl even pulled down my shirt! She told me that if I felt uncomfortable to just tell her and she would stop! I had a great 21st birthday and I will definently go back again!
More for your money – I have been to every strip club in austin. This by far is the best one for your money. Granite the place on the outside doens't look that great. When you walk it is not what you would expect when you park. The girls are great and the staff is very friendly and the customer service is amazing. BYOB is a plus! They have dollar dances and good promo days such as friday and tuesday nights. Most of the girls are 10's all the way around but a few just have a great bodies. The DJ on Tuesdays tends to talk in an annoying voice but hey who is really listening to him anyway? lol Im just sayin if you are going to pay to see attractive girls topless you might as well make that dollar stretch and see all fo them! If your gonna tease tease all the way. Its very open some woman go (attractive woman) they aren't stuck up they relax and have a good time and can be just like one of the boys. They have one waitress who is beautiful (wish she was a dancer). I think her name is Ashley you should ask for her when you go she works nights.
Full nudes in Austin – I have only been to XTC once - and that was because I read it was one of the few clubs in the US that still features fully unclothed dancers. Most of the girls have no problem with showing off their charms up close. And I was lucky enough to find two who were willing to push the envelope of what is allowed in the vIP room. We all had a great time with lots of touching.
It's OK But There Are Some Desperate Ones There – I went there a few times and i came away with some mixed feelings.
Compared to other strip clubs I've been to this place was WAY TOO SMOKY. When a girl on the main stage would have smoke or steam come out of the stage there was nowhere for it to go so the place was always hazy. How hazy? Well imagine the smoke of a closed kitchen and 25 grills cooking fajitas. The girls were a little pushy, in fact the only time I sat alone for LONGER than 15 seconds was when the girls were taking a break or i ran out of cash. $15 to get in (and you walk past a metal detector to pay the cover), $20 for VIP wristband & $20 per dance in VIP. Some of these girls are desperate and you may have a few of them offer to give you a "Happy Ending" for a certain fee in VIP. Outrageous prices on the sodas they wanted $3.75 for a cup of Coke. The place is also a little stuck up in that after 7pm they only have petite or bony performers. Any performers with a little something extra have to leave by 7pm and that's the rules of the club. So if you like girls that weigh between 80 to 115 lbs I guess that's fine. (This is reliable information obtained from a perfomer by the way)
Pros: Everything is out in the open. In VIP you can touch the girls, which is good considering the girls in most clubs I've been to won't even let you touch the toenail of the smallest toe, even in VIP. $10 regular dances $20 VIP dances. The only special I've heard about is on Monday $5 dances from 7-11pm. For those of you into S&M ask about the "Chair of Pain" special for special occasions (bachelor parties, birthdays, graduations, etc.). I don't smoke, but they do allow it in the club if you do, which is another thing that contributes to the haze.
This is just my experience. Yours may be different so don't judge the entire club on my review, but just be careful cuz you will encounter some of these things while there. MY Overall rating 3.5 stars
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