Madison >Food & Dining > Porta Bella
425 N Frances St, Madison, WI | Directions 5370343.073986 -89.395791
Monday-Friday 11:00 AM - 10:30 PM ; Saturday-Sunday 4:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Most amazing array of Italian food anywhere on this planet or any other – Portabella amazes me. You walk in and are greeted by a chorus line of friendly, cheerful nubile young pups who immediately begin masturbating your genitalia. As orgrasm nears, the food arrives. They stop just long enough for you to scarf down your delicious plates of lovely pastas and then start again, causing you to climax all over your dessert - just the sauce you were anticipating! Portabella has all sorts of little areas where you can relax, play with each others cox, my partner and I just love it!
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