7101 E McDowell Rd, Scottsdale, AZ | Directions 8525733.465637 -111.928360
Mon. - Sun. 10:30am - 9:30pm
Neighborhoods: South Scottsdale
Drive right by...don't STOP – After passing by this buffet many times over the course of the years, we decided to finally give it a go as we were in the mood for Chinese Food.
The problem - - I wouldn't label this as 'food'...rather a hot mess of slime, grease, and unidentifiable objects/substances.
First, for $21.99 (that includes water not a drink) for two of us, we were expecting a little more than we got.
Second, the odor of stale seafood filled the entire restaurant...and not in a good way.
Third, I will pay anyone a large amount of money if they could go around and successfully identify even half of the dishes.
(have you ever seen Vegas Vacation??? When Eddie and Clark go to the All-you-can-eat buffet...yup...this is the same circumstances)
The chicken tasted nothing like chicken, the noodles were greasy and 'diaper-like smell/taste' and the beef with broccoli did not taste like beef or broccoli.
Ultimately, I did not make it past my first and LAST plate. I thought if I ate something else, they might as well feed it to me in the hospital because that's where I would end up.
My bf tried the shrimp and ended up swallowing the rancid minnow because he couldn't even chew it.
Overall, if you want to spend $20 on food, stop by my house, I'll make you a piece of toast that would taste better than any dish there.
Seriously...just give me the money...or you can put that $20 towards your copay at the hospital.
How is this place in business?
How am I able to sit here and right a review when my stomach is telling me to do something else?
The WORST buffet I have ever been to...
THE WORST 'Chinese' food I have ever tasted...
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