Heavenly Bodies

(847) 806-1120 | View Website

1300 Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Vlg, IL | Directions   60007

42.007189 -87.940641

Open Hours

Sat: 11:30am-4am, Sun: 6:30pm-4am, Mon-Fri: 11am-4am

 
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Heavenly Bodies
Menu
Boobie Burger, Cheesy Boobie Burger, Double D Boobie Burger, Doubled Boobie Cheese Burger, Sliced Italian Beef, Devil Dog, Wonder Woman Sandwich, Double D Boobie Burger, Specialty Burger, Specialty Double Specialty Burger... more

Reviews for Heavenly Bodies

Doesn't Recommend
1.0
over a year ago

Worst place to throw a Bachelor Party, don't waste your time and money here – I recommend to everyone please do not ever have a Bachelor Party here or waste your money at this club. I spoke with Marasol in person the day before my group was to be at HB in regards to throwing a Bachelor Party here for by brother on 10/30/09 . After her telling me that she was going to charge me double the cover charge for throwing the party there which i thought was completely unfair since i was bringing over 20 guys to the party and wanted to pay for their covers i asked if i could come before my party arrived and pay for everyone in my groups cover so they wouldn't have to pay anything at the door and she told me that it would not be any problem at all.I came to the club with over $2500 with me, decked out + all the money my party had. I come to the door and hand the bouncer $200 and tell him this is the cover for everyone that will be with my party. He rudely says no way and you have to pay $200 now and each person has to pay another cover at the door. The cover to enter this club is only $10 for every single person who comes here and they insist that i have to pay double again. So i wait outside for my whole party to arrive and pay them for their entrance to get in the club. When we walk in the club together the waitresses run to all the tables to where we were going to sit and put reserved markers on them so none of my party can sit down.I ask what's up and they tell me i have to pay $10 a chair to have people sit down at those tables. So i pay an additional $120 so my party has a place to sit. All of my party starts buying top shelf there and spending money so i ask the waitress if i can buy bottle service and what it would cost for a couple bottles of Gray Goose. She tells me the bottles of Goose are $150. I tell her give me a couple bottles to start. She disappears and tells me that i have to pay $200 a bottle now. I'm upset at this point and see this blond haired manager and ask if i may speak to her. She tells me that any questions i have to ask to say to the bouncer standing next to her and he will tell her like a 3rd party kids game of telephone. I give up and tell my party we'll just buy our own drinks. I go to the DJ booth and ask for what it cost for a Bachelor Dance on stage and he says $35, i give him the money for the dance and tip each of the girls $10 and say take care of my brother. The DJ says they will be up in a half hour to just wait for the dancers turn to be on stage. I sit down and out of no where a group of officers walk in the door and approach my party and say the bouncers would like us to leave. I ask did we do anything wrong or please explain what's going on. The officers just say if you don't want any problems and go to jail your whole party has to leave. Nobody in my party did anything wrong, started any fights or anything like that. We are a very classy group just looking to have fun and the staff just made us feel like animals. HB stiffed me on the Bachelor dance, our covers, and our table fees we paid.We get our group together and head to Scores. We were greeted at the door with guys in tuxedos and the manager Lisa gave my whole group free cover. Our bar tab was over $2300 + i couldn't even begin to tell you what my group spent on dances. HB has the worst customer service and staff i have ever seen. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY HERE !!! you will be treated like trash. Their are so many more classy Gentlemans Clubs in the Chicago area to spend your money with better looking ladies. This place is a waste of time and money..

Recommends
5.0
over a year ago

Best Night Club in Chicago Area with cool girls! – HB is a really cool place!! Drinks are cheap, and girls are fun.

You can watch sports, have a business meeting, ...whatever!!

And if you will decide on more- the girls are always around. There is so many of them, and they never leave you alone. You might think they are pushy, but *****MAN***** thats the rule of the game!!!

That is what makes it more fun!

I will be there tonight!! I want to feel that agony, and of couse RELAX.

 

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