Phoenix >Adult Entertainment > Discretions
3304 N 27th Ave, Phoenix, AZ | Directions 8501733.486076 -112.117059
Crappiest Swingers Club Ever!!!! – This place is in a sketchy part of town, is tacky, dumpy and dirty. Don't bother to ask for a look inside before you pay because the answer will be NO! They know you will run and take your money if you get to look first (lol). If you still wanna see for yourself then if you are a guy, be prepared to pay about $70 the first time and $35 each time after. Women will have to pay about $20 the first time. That membership gets you nothing but a foot inside to a dirty, boring, freak fest. Went on a Friday and there were about 5 Mexicans,1 black dude, a few white male red necks and maybe 2 white women, one of which wanted to do my boyfriend for an additional $$. Let's just say her missing teeth were not negotiable and swinging is supposed to be free. The guys beat off and followed me around, so we left way early. Decided to check Saturday night out. It had more couples, but mostly older, overweight who dance and show off their not so flattering bodies, you know, the kind you want to hide not show off even in the dark. Naked dudes dancing on poles, sliding their ass cracks up and down. I thought I was in a swinger club. Worker chics were tweeked out or cranky cows who needed to cover up, cause it's not gonna get u more tips from my boyfriend after what we just paid to get in and he is here with me. The bathrooms are stinky and have shower curtains for doors, what a low class joke. The rooms were cramped, painted black and grungey. The sheets are NOT changed after each use even though they have a girl in back there, she was MIA a lot. Naked butts, crotches and body fluids on the couches and chairs you get to sit on, ew really, Yea really! The orgy room couches are so disgusting and not protected from body fluids probably ever, can u picture crab itis (lol). Outside you are provided with cheap plastic chairs to sit on amongst the car fumes in the parking lot if you want to smoke. My friends and I get more clean and free action at any club or bar in town any night of the week. Don't waste your time here guys, because there aren't many single women here who are going to give you anything unless you want to pony up more $$ for the toothless call women and the alternative, well who wants to get it on with an old fat couple or some tweeked out freaks or some dude jacking himself like a dog in heat while he follows you around or sits next to you. Go somewhere else other than this
S--T hole and thank me by saving yourself around $70.
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