Houston >Arts & Entertainment > Drink Houston
7620 Katy Fwy, Houston, TX | Directions 7702429.785279 -95.467338
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Spring Branch East
This place is for losers, and I dont want to even tell you where to go because I dont want you showing up where I hang out. If you are a little mexican that likes black guys than no wonder you like this place. And any girl that likes drink, only likes it because shes insecure and she knows only ugly girls go to drink.
Get Your Hands Off Me Plebeians! – Haven't been to Drink Houston in a while, but I did have fun the time that I went. (Maybe because I was drunk!) There's a nice little 80s and 90s dance area which is always fun, but beware; This is the place where lower society likes to frequent! There's a $20 cover to get in on top of that!
The place is fun with a large group, but stick together. The men here are ghetto and know no bounds! There aren't too many attractive people here, but if you're going with a large group it will be fun...but watch your back...
Sucks monkey balls – Sucks ass 20 bucks to get in, huge, line, stuck up gheto girls in there...
Fat girls and ghetto black and hispanic – If your a guy interested in fat women or nasty fat older women then this is the place for you.
If your a girl that likes ghetto black or hispanic guys then this is the place for you.
Most people have extremely bad breadth here specially the black people. You cant even pass by them without holding your breadth. This place is a health hazard.
The girls like starting fights more than the guys.
There is vomit all over the place.
Over crowded and trashy just like the city of houston.
GREAT!!! – I dont know about others but my experience here was awesome. GOOD MUSIC AND WONDERFUL DRINKS! KEEEP IT UPP!!
Power abusive manager stranded me outside in the cold – I agree with the reviews below me, I had an absolutely horrible experience. They stranded me outside in the cold for no logical reason other than to mess with me. Here's what happened: I got walked out of the club because I tried to get onstage for the halloween costume contest that was advertised to everyone, and they even announced for "sexiest costumes come to the stage!" The bouncer pushed me off as i tried to get onstage and didn't explain why I could not go on and when I protested my right he immediately started to walk me out. I tried to tell him that my friends were still in there with ALL MY THINGS - my car keys, my license, my credit card, AND my cell phone, because they were holding my purse as I was trying to go onstage. The bouncer didn't care. I asked him if I could go back inside to grab my friends and my things so I could leave but he said no. The manager started blaming me, saying that he tried to explain to me that I couldn't get onstage but he never had explained anything. I asked HIM if I could be walked in even with a bouncer or a security guard just to get my things so I could actually leave and not be stranded outside in the cold with NOTHING! He just said "no" and told me that I could wait until 2 am when the club closed and then find my friends. I of course got angry at this point because this is just unreasonable. They have the right to ask me to leave but I don't understand how they have the right to strand me there. The cop or security guard said that if I tried to go in he'd have to take me to jail for tresspassing, but I said how am I tresspassing when I payed them my money to get inside in the first place, and all I wanted was to get my things!! A reasonable, EDUCATED person would have walked me inside with the bouncer and not stranded me outside in the cold. I even asked them if they could make an announcement to my friends to come out but they said no to that as well. I said that if I got sick I would sue them for my medical bills and the manager said "good luck with that." They are obviously unreasonable, uneducated people and the only reason they don't care about their customers is because they have thousands every weekend. Is this really the right way to run a business? I'm a straight A business student, and I say NO! Unfortunately as a consumer all I can do is warn others...
Nasty Nasty Nasty! – This place was the absolute pits. I went there with my wife and a bunch of friends on a Friday night. We got a few drinks and headed to the dance floor at about 12:15 am and it was about 75% full. The people on the dance floor were straight up nasty! Chunky girls and morbidly obese guys everywhere. I saw one of said girls get on all her fours on the dance floor while one of the guys humped her from behind in what was one of the most vomit-inducing things I have ever seen. The dance floor was wet in many places. The music was terrible. The whole place was so ghetto! I have heard that this place gets much better on Saturdays. But I am not so sure
Horrible experience - Criminals work place! – This place is all fun until you leave and notice that the valet parking you have trusted your car with, has just robbed you blind.
Went and had a great eening for a birthday party and upon returning to my car and driving home, my fiance noticed some items out of place. We pulled over and everything that was loose in my car was taken; from my childrens sunglasses to my tools in the back.
No one owned up to anything of course, all parties involved pointed the finger at each other until insurance got involved. Not sure why I thought that would help ( out of state company), all they did was put up a front and deny my claim stating they had no proof it was taken and the cameras just so happen to be broken in the entire area around the parking lot.
Bullsh*t company, bullsh*t staff and I will not waste my time or money at a hell hole like that again.
Don't Go Here It Sucks Donkey Balls! – If you have any flavor or swagger don't go to drink Houston. As a parent date nights with my husband are few, but when we do go out we like to really have a good time. Drink Houston did everything to deny us access to there club. First they told him that he couldn't come IN with the shoes that he was wearing (Polo Boots). Ok so we went to Walmart just to buy shoes so that he could get in. When we returned they told him that his shirt was too long. Reallllllllllly. I could have had more fun at home playing Wii with my husband. Stink Houston YOu suck. If you want to be treated like sh_t then this is the place for you, but if you value your hard earned dollars, and would like to have a good time go some where else. If you think Mary and Joseph had a hard time getting in the Inn its even harder at Stink Houston.
It'll Do! – Drink prices are a little expensive but tons of hot ladies!
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