Dallas >Bars & Clubs > Kinki Lounge
3606 B Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX | Directions 7520632.831616 -96.769991
Neighborhoods: "M" Streets
I have never seen so many a-holes in one place at one time. – two words- DOOCHEBAG CENTRAL. ( they won't let me spell it the corresct way.)
can I give it a minus 2 stars? This place is a joke. I give it 6 more months- MAX. The drinks sucked, too. WHY is this place on Lower Greenville? I'd rather stab my eyes out with hot knitting needles than ever go back to this shithole.
Wow, the reviews are right on – I wish I had read the reviews BEFORE I went there last Saturday night:
Yes, the loser bouncer meathead whose salary is probably less than my car is a jack@ss. I guess it makes him feel good when he can totally ignore people that make more than him and are attractive. I'm a girl who has never had to wait with her girlfriends to get in anywhere. We were the only ones there and he treated us like "we had the plague (quoted from another review)." Instead, he lets in people in pimped out Kias, wearing stuff you would wear to go jogging. After seeing that happen three times I asked myself how cool this place could be if you could wear your sweats in there.
We finally have a nice guy on the list take us in and we were incredibly disappointed. What the hell, we waited outside in 90 degree heat to go into this joke of an establishment?! If that weren't bad enough, this is not the place you want to meet men. Most of them look like men the FBI should review and they leer at you like you're fresh meat. I'm not going into details but we felt uncomfortable and left. The kind of uncomfortable that makes you want to shower.
I don't recommend this place for women at all. If you have to go there, carry mace and promise me you'll spray some extra on the bouncer.
Not Worth Your Time – I checked out this club last night because some friends of mine were up there for a buddy's birthday. So I go ahead and valet my car because it was 6 bucks and I didn't feel like parking a mile away. I then waited in line out in the 40 degree weather with another couple who was there for the same birthday party. There were about 15 people in line but we were not moving. My friend who was inside, comes out and sees us waiting and had to pay the idiot bouncer 40 bucks to get us inside. Keep in mind, people were leaving that club like crazy yet they still had us wait outside needlessly. There definitely is an air of arrogance with those pinheads that are in front of that place. So how was the actual club itself? The layout of that place is very narrow, especially near the bar, so I guarantee you will get run into or stepped on. It added to the tension level there - I felt a fight was going to break down at any moment. A warning for the girls - there were a lot of creepy guys there will be staring you down. My friend in there got grabbed unexpectedly from some creep so be careful and watch your purse or other belongings. The music was very average. The DJ sucked last night and could not mix to save his life. They were also having audio problems and there was about an hour where there was no bass at all. Then the bartender screwed up my tab. I had 2 beers and two vodka Red Bulls and they charged me 54 bucks. Luckily, I was able to take care of it at the bar but it just added to what was an already frustrating night. The overall vibe of the folks there was unfriendly, arrogant and represented the worst of what Dallas has to offer. There are several bars and clubs in town that are better than this place so avoid it and don't waste your time or money.
Didn't even go inside – My friends and I (2 girls & 2 guys) went to this place at about 10:45pm on Friday. There was 1 couple in front of us in line. The bouncer guy told us to wait, then he ignored us like the plague - wouldn't even look at us. Come on, its 10:45pm, there is no one in the club at this time. We waited about 15 minutes, but the guy still wouldn't let us in so we went across the street to Kismet. I guess you have to valet your car to get in the club.
Kinki Lounge is a Joke – This place is amazingly sad in that, unlike all other wannabe places in Dallas, Kinki is clearly for the trashy people, including ex-convicts. The door guys want to make it as if its some special club and will make you wait up to 1-2 hrs to get in while letting in all of the suckers who elect to valet their $20,000 cars. If you are a loser, this place is for you. If you want clubs that are 100,000 times better pick one. Dallas has many to offer. Avoid Kinki like the plague. It's truly a joke.
I am a club expert, having been to the best clubs in the USA, from NYC to SF.
Private club on Greenville is the scene for people who want to be seen--or hate mingling with the public. – In Short
A freestanding bar dominates the dark room, with side tables offering bottle service. A smaller bar "for women to be seen and to lure others into temptation" offers fruity booze. The glassed-in Taboo Room caters to those who like a dash of hush-hush with their decadence. It has its own bathroom, valet entrance (with curtains to conceal patrons from oglers) and its own rotating, circular, leopard print bed.
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