Colony Cafe

(305) 695-1974

736 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach, FL | Directions   33139

25.777430 -80.131418

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Neighborhoods: Flamingo / Lummus


Reviews for Colony Cafe

Doesn't Recommend
over a year ago


Unfortunately the only people who end up at this place are dumb tourists like me... No one would actually research this place then come there.

We were snagged by the gypsy at the front door offering us "2 for 1" drinks. All of the people who work here have bad english on purpose so they can mislead you and then play stupid.

I asked the gypsy 3 times to verify the deal. I said "we buy 2 drinks and pay for one?" Gyspsy says yes yes, but it must be BIG drink and then kind of mumbles something else. My girlfriend actually kind of heard what she said but didn't want to speak up.

So we ordered the two big drinks that took us 45 minutes to finish and we're ready for the check. The waitress says "you don't want more, or one more for the road?" We say no and you can see the gypsy waitress start to get scared because she knows she's in in for a whooping.

They bring the bill and it's $57 for two drinks!!!

So the real deal was "2 for 1 PER PERSON" So each person is supposed to drink two of these jumbo drinks that cost $24 each... Then they add to typical Miami bullsh** 18% gratuity on top of that... Needless to say I flipped out on the gypsy who continued to play stupid. Eventually I had to tell her dummy GM who had a ridiculous French accent that we would pay for one $24 drink and nothing more, take it or leave.

He eventually took it. Avoid this place like Swine Flu and the Plague combined.


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