359 E Main St, Hillsboro, OR | Directions 9712345.522622 -122.984826
Smells, mostly of desperation.... – Have you ever seen a movie where the main character is contemplating suicide? He'll usually end up in some depressing little hovel of a bar that's so bad, he's pretty much convinced to off himself? Well hey, if so, you'll immediately recognize Joe's Pastime Tavern!
This place smells of desperation, it's like a ghost town that's begging for customers. It's got some pool tables ( in need of repair) some TV's (in need of repair) and tables and chairs (some of which need repair). It also has vending machines...... um... don't know what that says about the quality of the food they serve.
Of course....... the staff were actually very nice and polite and they did make quite the effort. This place needs a serious cash and direction injection. It's quite roomy on the inside and seriously, if it got a bit of "cheer" in the place, I bet this place could seriously rock!
However the night I visited, it just made me want to take a rock, tie it around my ankles and jump off a bridge.....
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