Portland >Bars & Clubs > Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway, Portland, OR | Directions 9720545.522802 -122.677815
Neighborhoods: Neighbors West - Northwest, Downtown
A Venerable Institution Goes Girl Friendly – After three nights without seeing any one get a table dance and suddenly realizing the tip seats at the front with the women in them were getting all the attention from the dancers (a hand down the backside of jeans is sexy to watch but troublesome for the investment of the previous tokens of appreciation one might have invested), one can only conclude that Portland's premier club, which should be on the National Register, has gone over to the pink side.
ONE WORD>>>> AWESOME – So I have never left a strip club and laughed at myself. This place is classic! The first girl was super friendly and totally funny. by the 3rd song I was thinking is she going to take her underwear(I can't use the "p" word" off? By the 4th song I realized they were off the whole time she was just wearing hair shorts. But a totally fun and joking girl so I probably would have still taken her home. The second girl that got on stage I thought that I was the luckiest guy in the world....it was Mary herself....this girl must have 40 years of dancing under her belt...I think that she botoxed a smile on her face becasue the S*it eating grin never left......EVER......I would go back but I left there laughing to myself......"the stuff you get into".........lol
Whatever – What a joke!!! Take one look at the talent and you will see what I mean. More proof that anyone can be a stripper.
Reasonable cover, small intimate setting, no pressure, smooth and relaxing.
Gets crowded at times but a great place to settle down with a beer and take in the scene.
Not a club at all, pretty much a dive but that kind of scene is nice when you want to get away.
There're Better "Clubs" – This is an ok place to swill a beer and watch a dancer while waiting for a ride but as a place just to hang out there are much better places around. I don't even think I'd call this a 'club', just a bar that features nude dancing. The stage is risen so that as the patron sits at the meat rack the dancer's feet is at head level. Also the dancer's often carry on conversations with thier favourite clients or the bar tender ignoring the other patrons.
Aching for an overhaul – Isn't Mary's too divey to even want to go inside?
I'd suggest the oldest strip joint in town take a few thousand and rennovate the outside so it doesn't look like it's age.
Looks terrible and not all that hot once your inside.
Skip it fellas.
boobies – Beautiful dancers, servers with attitude, and plenty of ameture drinkers to watch and make fun of
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