Blondie's Bar & No Grill

(415) 864-2419 | View Website

540 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA | Directions   94110

37.764232 -122.422009

Open Hours

(Nov-Feb) Mon-Thu 4pm-2am

Fri-Sun 2pm-2am

(March-Oct) Daily 2pm-2am

 
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Neighborhoods: Mission Dolores, Central, Mission Dolores (Hub, Mid-Market)

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Blondie's Bar & No Grill

From The Owners of Blondie's Bar & No Grill

Singles on the make head to this Mission mainstay for mammoth martinis and prime patio seating.

Menu
Pimento, Garlic, Smoked Salmon, Spicy Sausage, Bleu Cheese, Ginger, Cocktail Onions, Orange Slices, Lemon Slices, Twists... more

Reviews for Blondie's Bar & No Grill

Recommends
4.0
over a year ago

martinis and more – I've been going to Blondie's for over 7 years and have seen it go froma neighborhood bar with live jazz and blues to a destination bar, crowded with good looking people from the Mission and beyond, especially Thursday through Saturday. It is still a great locals bar, though especially on weeknights or after work. Great variety of martinis and the portions are definately a great value. Also a plus is the outdoor patio for people watching or legal smoking.

Doesn't Recommend
0.5
over a year ago

Cheezy crowded and bad music – Blondie's is always packed, which never seizes to amaze me. The atmosphere sucks, the music is worse. At least there are other places around.

Recommends
5.0
over a year ago

Blondie's Rocks – Whenever I head to Blondie's I always know I'm in for a great night. 3 for 1 Martini's, a great crowd, great music - not much more to ask for! The Sunday BBQ is also awesome!!! Free pool and food, and $1 pints- can't beat it anywhere else in the city.

Recommends
5.0
over a year ago

great bar! – BLONDIE'S OUTDOOR PATIO IS BEST!!! I love to go to Blondie's Bar on Sunday afternoons and sit on the front patio. The atmosphere is very relaxed and the bartender is very pleasant and makes great cocktails. Lately I have stayed for the BBQ, which seems to be a family affair; Lots of barstaff, their family, and Blondie's regulars just having fun. Good music, too!

Recommends
5.0
over a year ago

the youngest knows........ – Considering I spent a full month in San Francisco and hung out at the bar quite a bit, IT'S AWESOME<~~~* that's for two hot bartenders, the blonde and the brunette. Yes, blondie did start bar dance wayyyyy before that lame bar movie came out, Coyote Ugly.

I'd have to say that Terri is a great security guard just don't give Al a hard time. The bar backs are even cool enough to chill and talk to, just once and a while though. haha. Overall Blondie's is one in a million kind of bars.

Recommends
4.5
over a year ago

Great Martini – The Martini's are really tasty, and you get a lot of drink for your money. The best part is the flavored olives. I recomend the blue cheese stuffed olives in a filthy martini.

Doesn't Recommend
0.5
over a year ago

Staff Attitude Kills It – Overpriced martinis, and bouncers who think they own the world. I saw about six different people get aggressively approached by the staff - are these guys on steroids or just plain annoying? This place is on the fast track to becoming the worst joint in the district.

Buyer beware, friends. You're better off at other places in the mission. Disbelieve at your own risk.

-King

Recommends
4.0
over a year ago

Mission resident knows... – I live in the Mission, have enjoyed blondies every single time and have never had a negative experience there- The staff has always been pleasant, entertaining, and the bartenders make great drinks. As for the crowd? I have met some really interesting people there. It can get a little crazy on the week-ends, but name one bar/club/restaurant in the city that isn't crowded! If you are looking for no crowds, try going during the week days, go to Burlingame to some obscure bar where there is no atmosphere, or stay at home with yourself and a bottle! If you don't like this place? don't go! That will just make more room for those of us who do like it!

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