Pizza >Ciminera's Pizza
418 N Springfield Rd, Clifton Heights, PA | Directions 1901839.930516 -75.305367
Mon. - Thu., Sun. 11am - 9:30pm;Fri. - Sat. 11am - 12pm
Neighborhoods: Clifton Heights
WTF!?!?!?!?! – This is the worst pizza place I have ever laid eyes on. First of all, THE PLACE IS A HOLE IN THE WALL. Located in one of the worst neighborhoods in Clifton. I was scared I was going to be ROBBED by all the strange people in there. Not that I had anything to take. If you'll go to the top of the you will find pictures of the "pizza" I bought. ALL of the good reviews on this restaurant are obviously FAKE, and the owner probably had his son write them or something. I wish this website had the option to rate zero stars because honestly the pizzeria doesn't even deserve that. I'm contemplating filing a law suit against this place because there "food" my very well be contaminated. THIS PLACE F UCKING SUCKS!!!!
IN LOVE WITH THEIR PIZZA – Cimineras is the best pizza in the universe. I love their prevolone pizza. Not only is it crazy good, but its crazy,crazy,crazy good. Like the pip tart commercial. Their wings are also delicous. You want good quality pizza, come here TODAY. Great prices, great atmosphere, and the best customer service I've ever seen. Stop walking other places, and start running here. Love it, love it, love it. Cant say anymore.
BEST PIZZA ON PLANET – INCREDIBLE FOOD. Went here once about 5 years ago and what can I say. I WAS HOOKED. I love there product. Fast to delivery, and fresh as anything. I love having my family dinner from here. Weather it be breakfast, lunch, or dinner you know your home when you're at Cimineras. I have no idea where these frauds got their stories from but it sure ass h*ll know it wasn't from Cimineras. Why do you think so many people don't like their comments exept those 3 liking each others. Come here for the product, and stay. You may not be able to eat there but let me tell you...Cimineras will most definetly leave you wanting more. Love the pizza. 10/10 , or slash that 10000000000/10 and thats when im in a bad mood. Come here to see whats good. Thank you for undersatding, and seeing through these truly wrong posts.
Plastic Pizza – One time eating at this restaurant tells me that I will never come again. Imagine eating the rubber pizza that comes with your daughters play kitchen set. I saw the doctor after I ate here and he said I had 6 forms of food poisoning. They had to shove a camera up my bosom and take pictures. Lets just say eating here is VERY painful.
Go Here If You Want A Bad Case of Diarrhea – I went here looking to satisfy my hunger. While Ciminera's did fill me up, the 7 dollar salad and undersized large pizza didn't make me happy. I could have pulled a better slice of pizza out of my grundle and if I went outside and ate onion grass that would have tasted better then the "salad". That wasn't even the worst of it. When I went home right when I sat down I felt a fart coming on so I let it go. Piles and piles of pizza waste were flooding from my bunghole. I started crying because of the pain. When I dared to look their was a lubricated rubber glove in the waste. Go to Ciminera's if you want your innards to be molested by grade F pizza.
Terrible Food – The food here is simply appalling. To give you something to compare it to, think of cheap under cooked airline food. Except worse! The service is mediocre, but why even come when the food is crappy. The other thing
I wanted to mention is the a horrible cigarette smell. I'm very sensitive to smoke and it was a very unpleasant experience eating at this so called "pizzeria." If you are looking for quality food in Clifton try Gaetanos Fresh Pasta. They have great prices and a wonderful atmosphere.
110/100 – I love there pizza. It's always hot and fresh to deliver. My names Garry and I have never been disappointed by this pizza. We talk about it all the time in school and can never stand going 24 hours without it. Sometimes I cry at night because people pose as customers even though they've never had it. They are frauds and are completely wrong. Ilove the pizza please go there if your looking for a quality, low priced, original pizza or other treats. Did you know Ciminera's has a low priced tuesday special. Well head on down to Cimineras. "Home of the ORIGINAL prevolone pie!!!"
I SAW T-PAIN HERE!!! – All was well 12/12/3 when all the suddon my hunger started to occur. I walked into Cimineras Pizza to satify my hunger when my eyes met a particuarly strange sight. I saw a good looking ohara student dancing to the rapper t-pain. They let me join in and we had a dance party. The pizza was delicious but the fact they go out of their way at Cimineras Pizza to make ti more hip everyday really shows they care. " Great pizza, and awesome prices" said T-Pain after the party. I have no idea about what these people are talking about, may be they're mistaking this pizza shop will "Diapolo's bakery" in Havertown Pa. I hope people realize that if they go to this place,life will be better. Cimineras doesnt supply grundles on their pizza, like Diapolos does. Come fun, come all to Cimineras pizza.
The Worst – I took my kid here for pizza a couple of days ago and the food was horrible. It tasted rushed and like the chef rubbed it all over his naked body. The service was horrendous and when I asked for a refill it took 15 minutes. I am never taking my family here again. This "restaurant" is in the worst neighborhood and upon walking in it you can smell rotting corpses. DO NOT GO HERE!!!!
MUST BE HERE TODAY!!! – Pizza is awesome. Please ignore all bad comments made by people who have admitted to never having the pizza before. Pizza is 10/10. If you want to know who your getting reveiws from their names are : Michael Tye, Evan Pomponio, Garry Wanner, Chris Durlacher, and Ron (Stevenson) Goobenhemiershchneiderhowsenfladersmaskctinglingsonhemierjohnsonsmithy.
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