Houston >Adult Entertainment > Moments Cabaret
9003 North Fwy, Houston, TX | Directions 7703729.889348 -95.412234
Neighborhoods: Hidden Valley, North
Worst place in the city of Houston. beware of all the employees they will rip you off the minute you get out of you car, door guy, door girl, and then the waitresses, then the dancers and the GM are all gonna screw you out of money as fast as they can. if you dont give them what they want in a timely fashion the GM will throw you out physically and if you protest at all him and his gang of punk @ss thugs will take you outside and beat you half to death... all the dancers are dirty and std infested ( WATCH OUT!!!! ) every employee thinks they are the S#it and will greet you with nothing but the very best ATTITUDE that they can. On the upside you can get anything you lil heart desires in there the girls are cheap and very very easy. it dont take much money at all to get what you want from them, or you can just give em a lil baggie of party favors an they work even faster to please you in any way you want.... the GM works that way as well he'll do anything for a lil baggie of fun..................
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
DO NOT ENTER
Birthday – had a good time for a semi birthday party i had there it was a holiday so there was not that many girls and the girls were not really my type and the pasti of the part that you really came to see is covered.
Penile Abuse – Before even entering this roach motel, we were ripped off by the door guy. After sitting through 3 songs with no dancer we finally got our moneys worth....We saw what looked to be a zombie on ether, drunk dancing on a sinking ship. When the dancer came closer; she had more scratchs, bruises, and burn marks than the exorcist. The exorcist needs love to so i bought my friend a dance. She Ham-handedly molested the shit out of him, and for the apex of her performance tweeked his plums like a Russian grappler! To add insult to injury the exorcist ganked my cigarettes and phone. I will be returing tonite.
Garbage – A complete waste of time. Place is dirty, I got sick after drinking one of their drinks, the mexican dancers don't dance they just walk around the pole and they bypass anyone that's not mexican. Where are my white girls at?
It is what it is – I give moments a 3 because when I go there I don't expect to see the second coming of club Onyx.Its cheap to get in and its one of the few clubs left that lets you keep it "kool" as if you were on Newport beach.Its a prodominatley hispanic dance roster but many african american girls dance there.The waitresses are quick on the draw but there is fights there sometimes
It is what it is – I give moments a 3 because when I go there I don't expect to see the second coming of club Onyx.Its cheap to get in and its one of the few clubs left that lets you keep it "kool" as if you were on Newport beach.Its a prodominatley hispanic dance roster but many african american girls dance there.The waitresses are quick on the draw but there is fights there sometimes.
great place to catch something you dont want – This is the most horrible place I have ever been near the girls even look like they are caring some disease and the management lets anything go on and I mean anything they even get in on the action - some management place should be closed down for good
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