Houston >Adult Entertainment > Treasures
5647 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX | Directions 7705629.737352 -95.475741
Neighborhoods: Westside, Great Uptown
Fun, but don't be gullible – Went on a Wednesday night. Cover = $15. I would say about 75% of the girls that work there are beautiful. Because of some zoning law the bar is considered to be a "Bikini Bar" now. To get around wearing bikinis all of the girls put on each breast some kind of wax substance. This was being enforced the night I went. This slightly takes away from the beauty of the breasts but you get used to it.
The girls. Like I mentioned before, 75% of the girls are beautiful. Most of the girls I talked to and had dances from were fun and attentive. Dances were $20...at least the ones I paid for. There were 2 girls that approached me and quickly offered that I pay $100 for 3 dances. I chuckled and said no thanks. One got huffy and asked how much then. I said $20 for a dance. She said ok and flops on my lap and continued to voice her displeasure.. So I politely and kindly sent her away.
VIP Room. Most every girl that I talked to wanted me to go to the VIP Room (upstairs). That's where you have to pay for bottle of champagne or wine ( $100+) and you get supposedly better alone time. They are persistent about wanting you to go up there. In my opinion, you get some pretty good dances without the added cost in the regular non vip table areas.
All in all, I would recommend the place. Don't give into the girls with the "hard sales". Be nice to the girls and they will be nice to you.
TRESURES ROCKS!!!!!! – THIS PLACE ROCKS!!!!! BESIDES ALL THE NASTY DUDES IN THERE, THIS PLACE ROCKS!!! GO TO TRESURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT CHIX THAT WILL SUCK AND F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brothels legal in Houston? – More living proof that Houston sucks. I have long been ashamed to be a Houstonian, but this place just takes Houston to a whole new low.
In short, it is a brothel located right next to The Galleria.
The manager does TRANNIES. – Some Mexican looking dude night shift manager a friend of Bill, did not hire my friend CLAUDIADDS from ifriends but he hired and does the trannies who apply and work there, i guess the dude can not tell between a man and woman or he just likes men, simply put.
My friend said Bill told her that all the managers have a different "taste" yeah, no kidding some like MEN, dressed as women!!
Go to ifriends dot net and you will see who i am talking about SHE is a real woman and she is gorgeous.
Or just google Claudiadds from ifriends. Forget having some DUDE dancing for you at Treasures, because some manager has a "thing" for trannies, get a cam show instead from a real woman.
horrible place for a good man – This place was the biggest mistake of my life!.It almost lost me my marriage to my best friend! Got to know two of the dancers there-Tammy Trevino and Dawn Lapp, both con artists! They both got gifts and money from me at a bad time in my life. I bought the whole sad story from them both, needed money, abusive ex and boyfriend, kids needing money, bills needing to be paid,etc. Dawn is a felon and Tammy a single mom-great example for those kiddos! Sheila and Chi are pros as well-real hustlers for the girls! The place is full of sick, desperate, money-hungry, man-using sluts! Watch out guys; for your minds, your soul, your morals, your marriage and your money! Not worth the brief thrill for the heartache and trying to shake free from the leeches working there! Thank God for my forgiving wife, but the hell I and those gals put her through was awful! Careful guys, you will come out guilty, sad and without a great deal of your cash! Girls; get real, honest, moral jobs you can be proud of! So sorry I ever went!!!!!
Great Place – I've read the previous posts and couldnt disagree more. All of the girls were absolutely beautiful and very friendly. Hands down, the best strip club in the country. Feel completely free to disregard this review and never go there... more girls for me as I will definitely be going back!
All the bad stuff everyone said about this place is true. But im tellin you, "go see a stripper there named Dime." It was my birthday and i just wanted a lapdance from the finest girl i could see and she came through for me. I ended up payin her $40 for 2 lapdances and she left an impression. No BS, no teasin like she already madly in love with me, and didnt tempt me with giving up a truck note just to have sex with her (thank you Dime cuz I would be broke pimp righ now) Nothin extra-curricular, even though the ugliest girl there (and some of them are extra-super fine) sat down on my lap and propositioned me within 2 minutes for me to pay her an outrageous amount of money for something that she only "claims" to do really well. I told her i never met a girl that said "im terrible at doing that" and that i would need a second opinion.lol. But your girl Dime will do you right....and she is a baaad mutha!!!! pimps up hoes down 2010
Girls About Money ONLY – I decided to visit Treasures for the first time in like 3 years earlier this week. There were a lot of nice looking girls but they were only nice looking on the exterior. Many sat with me and once they discovered i was not going to dump the contents of my wallet on them in the first 3 minutes, they took off. I had a lot of money to spend but I wanted to make sure it was the right girl I was spending it on. I guess these strippers are used to guys throwing cash at them right off the bat?? Look at what the former dancer said here previously. She dealt with "crappy" customers?? Im sure if you probe deeper you would find that these so called "crappy" customers are simply patient gentle men who want to take their time and find a girl they want to spend their hard earned dough on..heaven knows there are dozens and dozens and dozens to choose from.
I suppose the guys that are desperate, lonely, ugly, old, perverted, and/or pathetic with tons of cash are what the girls of treasures are looking for. They want a soft target that is so needy for female attention, they throw their money at the first cute girl who gives it to them. Pretty sad when that is the mans only redeeming quality, once that disappears so do the strippers. Oh well...there are a ton of clubs in houston with girls who are willing to sit and talk and are not trying to make a living the fast, illegal way only. On the flip side, I can see how this place would be an ego booster for some poor dudes with low self esteem...the dancers truly are physically hot, know how to work it, know how to solisit like pros (you know what i mean) and make you feel sexy when all they really want is your benjamins! Its just some of us are smart enough to see through the smoke screen! Suffice it to say the only $ i spent was for parking, cover, and a couple of drinks.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME-This place gives Houston a bad name – I walked in, the first thing I saw was a 'bigger' girl as the hostess and infront of her was a dirt plate of food she was picking at. Ugly! was my first thought. Lots of waitresses standing around the door, one imparticular was smaking her gum and before I could even get my money out of my wallet, she smaked at me 'do you need a waitress?'. Well, naturally I would need one for a cocktail but how unprofessional it was to be addressed as such and not even a hello or a can I escort you to a nice table. I said NO THANKS and walked in to what seemed like a hundred ugly girls, and I do mean girls, hanging around the door, none working, none friendly, none offerend anything to me. I was very uncomfortable and didnt even get a drink for about 5 minutes. What looked like a manager walked in and began chattin with one girl, laughing autloud. He looked as if he had too much caffeen. I finally walked to the bar to get a beer, drank it quickly, and left. This is a waste of realestate. Not to mention the women, from the front door, waitesses, and dancers were just awful. Im embaressed for this place. Do not waste your time.
All Business, Not Fun – Putting aside all the 7 and below, the 8 and ups are not very approaching. I like to go for the best looking girls in the club, but they just sit around waiting for customers to approach. When I do, they want 25, 30 per dance, and dont do you any favors for what you are paying. Special favors take VIP room some 8s say, which is also expensive-$200 I believe. If you want lighter wallet, and feel hornier coming out than going in, this is the place for you.
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