Houston >Adult Entertainment > Treasures
5647 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX | Directions 7705629.737352 -95.475741
Wed-Sat: 11am-2am, 11am-4am, Tue: 11am-2am, Sun: 11am-2am
Neighborhoods: Westside, Great Uptown
VIP=WOM... MEANS... WASTE OF MONEY! I will never go back there again after being ripped off by VIP treasures. My bill was close to $1000 for 30 minutes wtf and Vixen drank all the bottle by herself and still was asking for like $200 in tips (I am not Bill Gates B****) I have been their many times with friends and never went to VIP so all was ok till last night. Waitress tips alone added up to be like $175 wtf... I asked for explanation and there were like 5 different service charges on the bill which made no sense at all. I will not waste a penny more in treasures and make sure everyone is aware of the VIP scam they are running.
Went to Treasures and saw the Tallest Dancer in Texas Fibi! Wow
I was treated very well, and loved the buffet
London, Carmel and Roxy are dancing there now
Micki is my favorite waitress
I miss my regular dancers there like
Coutney, Eva, Gayle, Gidget, Helena, Jay La, Kacey, Kayla, Keelie, Marely, Ashley, Mini,
Keelie went back to school
Saw Kacey at Hotel Dereck
Saw Gayle at a Dance Club
Gidget is reading Tarot Cards now
Besides having one of the Best Daytime Buffets in Houston
Treasures is developing a whole new Hot Crew of Beautiful Dancers
There is a Red Head that looks just better than Jessica Rabbit
And a cute short Latina built like a Brick House
The constant Mystery Buxom Blonde is still there
Oscar always mixes the Best drinks
And there is armed security on the premise
Valet Parking is economical
And the location is near my office
I usually dodge all the traffic there during Rush Hour
Justice is just the sexiest daytime dancer you ever met.
And she is not stuck up at all
Eva of course is mysterious
Sometimes the buffet is real good, and they have a nice breakfast buftet on the weekends
Eva is the finest dancer in the whole wide world!
She is the hottest brunette ever to handle a lighted pole
She works only rarely during the day so you might have to come a few times just to catch her
Now Justice is on Long Tall Glass to drink in
And she is very approachable
There is a Haunting well built blonde there
Someday I'll have the courage to say hello to her
The buffet was full and good eating
They sure do know how to make a well spiked drink
This is a good club with a decent management. Best in the city for cheap lap dances- try IVY, Roxy or Angel. All of the girls were absolutely beautiful and very friendly. Hands down, the best strip club in the country. Feel completely free to disregard this review and never go there... more girls for me as I will definitely be going back!
DO NOT ENTER ... DEAD END ... UTURN – PROSTITUTES ARE ALL IN THERE EVEN THE WAITRESS WILL F**K YOU MOST OF THE DANCERS HAVE FAKE BOOBS AND ASS THIS PLACE IS F**KIN NASTY AND SHOULD.BE SHUT DOWN IT IS A WHORE HOUSE A F*CKIN BROTHEL EVERY WOMAN IN THERE F**KS FOR MONEY EVERY WOMAN THE MANAGERS ARE DRUG USERS AND IS ALWAYS HIGH OFF COKE OR SOME OTHER DRUG I WENT THERE AND WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH .... I RATHER STICK WITH COLORADO BAR AND GRILL WHERE U CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME AND NOT BE TREATED LIKE ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY ...
Prostitution – I would rate Treasures as a low class place. The people who work there are only in losers - especially one woman named Evanna Pinel - that is her real name - they do go by other names at the club. She has harassed my husband - calling him many times - yes I do have records of all the calls and texts. So if your husband goes there I would check the phone bills. What these woman do is lure the men into thinking they are special - then they take a photo of your credit card - and do they spend!!!!!!
Also the illegal activity - prostitution - thats what goes on - I have evidence. Ask the undercover agents who arrest the women. Ask the district attorney - or even ask the Houston papers.
They place is a prostitution ring.
I now believe in aliens from other planets... – I've been in strip clubs all across the country. It is bad enough having to pay a parking fee then a door fee to go into a place to spend money. It makes it even worse when I sit down and immediately draw the company of a woman who looked like she was closer to 88 than 18 and from another planet. I don't know what this woman had done to her face and probably the rest of her body. It was a bit on the scary side. I reminded her that Halloween had just happened but she was to stupid or maybe to ashamed to understand my sense of humor.
She immediately starting talking about how we could go out to eat together and "party" and how she is from Thailand.(as if I really care) After all that, and with some so many younger NATURALLY beautiful women walking around, she had the gall to ask me if I wanted to go upstairs for some fun. She said it was $500 and hour...
I laughed so hard she got up and walked away.
Treasures is not a bad place. Once a dancer reaches retirement age however, they should ask them to move on to another line of work.
OVERPRICED WOMEN UGLY – a better place i found is ricks caberat at 410 n sam houston parkway service road at imperial valley north houston,close to greenspoint and airport area top class women and better value on food and drinks,friendly staff valet parking
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