Houston >Bars & Clubs > Men's Club Of Houston
3303 Sage Rd, Houston, TX | Directions 7705629.733523 -95.466104
Neighborhoods: Westside, Great Uptown
Best Happy Hour in Town!!!!!!!!! – Go Friday nights before 9pm and pay no cover!!!!! That's unheard of for any titty bar:)
Also happy hour is a buck fifty for all bottled beer and well drinks. They even have a free buffet during the happy hour....You can't go wrong starting the night here!!!!!!!
A sweet gentlemen's club – Went to this club for the first time and I must say that I was impressed by the beautiful ladies there. I got some of the best dances in a gentlemen's club from Mylene that night; she is a smoking hot dancer and I highly recommend her.
Service was good, atmosphere is casual and pretty relaxing. The drink prices are high but very usual for a gentlemen's club. Overall, a sweet experience...
Nasty nasty nasty – The girls can't carry a conversation and the dances were trashy as opposed to sensual. They are ALL anorexic looking and have fake breasts ..... and quite a few of them were sporting tattoos that covered a large part of their bodies. This was definitely not like the clubs I have been to in Dallas or New York.
this place is low class wrapped up in a pretty package – Definity an uppity type place. The managers will let white guys in wearing shorts & t-shirts, but not anyone "ethnic." They call it a "people code" (I call it racism). Tomatoe, tomato right? I understand enforcing dress code (collard shirts, no flip flops for men) to keep scum & thugs out, but don't be race selective when you do it! They appear to be very entitled, & money hungry based on the interactions I've seen of the managers with customers & if you don't plan on dropping hundreds, don't expect good, or ANY, service. The waitresses are just as bad as the strippers, & don't cater to anyone other then apparant high rollers.
One time my gf went in with a group of girl friends & no one ever approached them, so although they did plan on spending money, since they were COMPLETELY ignored, they just left after a round of drinks (had to go to the bar).
I've also gone in with friends, & the service is the same. Only for high rollers, it seems, or they ignore you. Again, I had to go to the bar because the waitresses wouldn't check on us enough. We weren't loud or anything, & we went up to the stage & tipped the girls, etc...Just not "good enough" to have a waitress wait on us.
The place is DEAD on Sundays, but they still charge cover, too! Maybe 2 dancers the whole night, so no one is on stage. & no refunds! What a rip off!
The Men's Club tries to be "high class" but just because they aren't giving blow jobs on the floor, doesn't make you high class. It's how you treat your customers, ALL of them.
A must see when in town – This club has surpassed all my past mens club visits. From Dallas, San Antonio to the RGV... Houstons The Mens club is the best in Texas. Beautiful girls, professional staff and a great happy hour. I always stop by when Im in town.
Very Upscale – This is the nicest strip club in Houston, very classy, great decor (no fake Venus paintings and poorly done "Renaissance" stuff), good wine list.
pretentious people! – This club is a joke! if you are not wearing a designer suit or look like a barbie doll, you will be looked at like trash from the second you walk in. The staff was very rude. GIRLS ALL HAD FAKE BREASTS and extensions in their hair. not my type of girl what so ever. unless you let society dictate your desires, you will not find this club very amusing at all.
BEST CLUB – Read some other reviews and thought I might clear things up. TMC is definitely the BEST club in Houston. People think they get bad service usually because these are those terrible customers that complain about EVERYTHING (yeah, you know those ones at restaurants). The staff here treats you well unless you're causing a scene. Also, people don't seem to understand that dancers do not work for free!!! Why do you think that a dancer wants to sit and talk to you for hours without getting paid? They don't... they're at work!!! Surprise! These dancers charge hourly, so don't be surprised if your tab is high. This is a high-class club. Plus, stop blaming everyone else if there are no dancers. They're independent contractors... know what that means? They work whenever the hell they want. So don't start a fit because you don't get what you want. This is by far the best place to be. If you don't have a dancer, it's probably just because you're there to try and get a free show!
horrible night – I was staying at the embassy suites which is located near this club so had the urge to go. That was a bad idea the moment i sit down a dancer came to my table and knocked my drink over on my lap an accident obviously but i wouldnt of minded if she would have said sorry. Then waitress got management and they were acting like it was a big deal to get me a new drink on the house. girls looked very drawn and way too skinny just not my type felt like i was watching tales from the crypt I wont be returning to that one
Beware Fraudulent Management – Beware if you choose to go to this strip club. I went for a bachelor party and if management thinks you are too drunk they will try to screw you into paying for more than what you received. They tried to come back and charge my credit card for over $1K worth of expenses when I only signed a $400 bill. This place is fraudlent and out to get your dollar.
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