Houston >Bars & Clubs > La Bare
6234 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX | Directions 7705729.731983 -95.492711
Neighborhoods: Woodlake/ Briar Meadow, Westside
No. I will never come back here again! We had a "VIP" package for a Bachelorette Party recently and there was NOTHING "VIP" about it. Unless we called them over, no one paid attention to our table, the poor waiter kid was working BOTH sides so he was never found. The "VIP" gifts were just as lame! The guys were pretty awesome but as far as everything else: sneak in your own drinks somehow or you will spend the night at the bar, the DJ is so full of himself that he HAS to talk through out the show, and the way they ran things was just ratchet! But the Hawaiian Sensation was our absolute fave!! Oh... and the floor is uneven so watch your step of you'll hurt yourself. And expect to be run down by hos.... they aint ever seen a hot man I\dancing on a stage before... smh. Never again
First timer.... – LOVED, LOVED, LOVED IT!!!! Especially KENANU!!!!! I have to go back, & it will be just for him!
Shy first-timer still had a great time :) – I went on the Wednesday night after Valentine's Day, as a challenge to myself. Unfortunately, I am way more square than I thought I would be at this point. I couldn't make myself look at any of the half-naked men for more than a few seconds at a time, so thank goodness my friend was there to distract me, or I would have been staring at my shoes.
That said, I still had a really good time.
The gentlemen are friendly and come up to talk to you. When you tip them, they play along with whatever your comfort level seems to be -- anywhere from a hug or something more sensuous all the way to pulling your hair, stealing your bra, spanking you, and slinging you over their shoulder. It's very much a playground environment, with men swinging from ropes, doing wall dances with blushing patrons, and my friend got introduced to a few new aerial maneuvers!
They make a show out of it, playing awesome music you wouldn't expect, like Metallica and the theme from "Lost Boys." Everyone had a costume or a theme (some attractive, and some designed just to get a laugh). For some of them, I felt like I was watching strip-down (as opposed to stand-up) comedy, which was great for making me feel more comfortable. I didn't have much to give, but what I had went to the one who helped me laugh the hardest and loosen up. Patrons who are more generous in their support ($40-60?) are welcome on the stage for personal, interactive attention during the show, which is a lot of fun to watch even if you don't feel you can afford to participate.
I laughed, I drooled... I don't imagine female strip clubs are nearly this much fun for men.
Ima regular – If u want the hottest guy of all races and all body types u should visit labare outson the men are soooo hot that the name of the place shoule be men on fire I make a weekly visit to labare houston wednsday thur saturday the also have great food and drinks at a good price if you need to know anything else ask
MMM Labare's!!! – THIS PLACE IS AMAZING! MOST OF THE GUYS ARE SOOO HOT, THE BEST ARE KELLY AND EMMANUAL. IF YOU GET A TABLE DANCE ASK FOR ONE OF THEM! SO HOTT SO AMAZING. everyone is really nice, no one is rude. its just an all in all great place!!
To get the best table dance ask for POLO – Table dances
My experience at Labare – To get the Best table dance, ask for POLO
A Great Time!!!! – Everyone was GREAT!!!! I just had my birthday party there and it was the best time that I have had in a while. At first I was a little nervous about the whole strip club idea, but the guys there was so professional. Anyone that goes there will have a great time. Each one of the dancers make you feel so comfortable,and at the end of their dance they lean over and give you a hug. VERY CLASSY!!!
A good time – Been there many times and every time I've had a great time, better than in the club. You don't have to impress anyone. I specially go to have a good time with my friends.....and to see mauricio,he is just a plain fine brazilian!
THE FINEST MEN IN THE WORLD – IF YOU GO TO LA BARE SAY HI TO 4PLAY HE IS ONE OF THE BEST STRIPPER. THE DRINKS ARE GOOD THE DJ IS OK SOMETIME HE NEEDS HELP. WHEN YOU GO SIT HEAR THE STAGE.
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