Mansion
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Phone: (305) 532-1525
07/27/2008 Posted by uniblab
I was on vacation from NY. I wanted a big dance club with loud banging house music. I walked by on friday and Friday and they were playing mariah carey and justin timberlake. BUT.....they had a famous guest DJ Deadmau5 there on Saturday and even though his set wasn't that great(not their fault) the club was everything I expected and maybe a little more. I had no delusions. I didn't know the bouncer,or roll up with 10 women(I was with my wife) and I'm not a "VIP" so I put up with the requisite self important, rude, condescending attitude of the door staff-They were all undersized so they had to give a little extra. Inside the club was big, but it was clean and not packed shoulder to shoulder like most places. I stayed until 4:30 and never waited more than a couple minutes for drinks and our bartender(the bar we stayed near) was effiecient , professional and not bitchy(and of course hot.) They put on one hell of a show all night with 2 rooms with different music and 2 DJ sets, Pole dancing girls and at one point a caberet show with Brook hogan and the knockouts performing. And yes the drinks are more expensive than your local dive ($12 kettle and cranberry) So read this and please no more postings about how it too big, or drinks are expenive or the bouncers are rude or it's loud BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WILL BE!
Pros: Great MegaClub, great bartenders, lots of entertainment
Cons: Self Important Door Staff, Not good all nights
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